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Tag: Jokes

Richard Nixon for President

Posted onMarch 31, 2023April 1, 2023AuthorGuest columnist

If you were listening to NPR’s Talk of the Nation program on April 1, 1992, then you likely heard the shock of a lifetime. During that episode, disgraced former U.S. President Richard Nixon — who had resigned the presidency in 1974 — announced that he would seek the office Read More …

CategoriesHistory, Holidays and othersTagsApril Fool's Day, Guest columnist, Jokes, President, Richard Nixon

Halloween jokes and short stories

Posted onOctober 15, 2022October 17, 2022AuthorJax Examiner

Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating? A: Happy Owl-ween! Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone? A: Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with. Q: Which type of pants do ghosts wear? A: Boo-Jeans. Q: Read More …

CategoriesHolidays and othersTagsHalloween, Halloween 2022, Jokes, Short Stories

The Left-Handed Whopper

Posted onApril 1, 2022April 1, 2023AuthorGuest columnist

Burger King cooked up a whopper of a different sort in 1998, but that didn’t mean fast-food customers were any less willing to swallow it. In a full-page ad in USA Today, Burger King announced a solution for the 1.4 million left-handed customers visiting their restaurants Read More …

CategoriesHistory, Holidays and othersTagsApril Fool's Day, Jokes, Left-Handed, Left-Handed Whopper, Whopper

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Jokes and short stories for Halloween

Posted onOctober 25, 2021October 25, 2021AuthorDave Burkey

Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating? A: Happy Owl-ween! Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone? A: Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with. Q: Which type of pants do ghosts wear? A: Boo-Jeans. Q: Read More …

CategoriesFamily Fun, Holidays and others, UncategorizedTagsFunny, Halloween, Halloween Fun, Jokes, Scary Jokes, Short Stories

A scary assortment of Halloween jokes and short stories

Posted onOctober 26, 2018October 29, 2018AuthorDave Burkey

Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating? A: Happy Owl-ween! Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone? A: Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with. Q: Which type of pants do ghosts wear? A: Boo-Jeans. Q: Read More …

CategoriesFamily Fun, Holidays and othersTagsHalloween, Jokes

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      • Music & Theater
      • Monthly Art Events
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      • Gallery Archives
        • Molotov Cocktail Party One Spark: The Show Must Burn On
        • Professor Whiskey presents Classic Vaudeville
        • Molotov Cocktail Party: Art Walk at Burrito Gallery
        • Ortega Christmas in the Village
        • Professor Whiskey presents: Fairy Tales
        • Professor Whiskey’s Vintage Patriotic Show
        • 2021
          • Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Parade
        • 2019
          • Flag Day Ceremony at City Hall
          • Punk Rock Burlesque: Sunny’s Last Show
          • Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens
          • Implosion of the old City Hall annex building
          • 32nd Annual Martin Luther King Jr. Breakfast
          • USS Wichita (LCS 13) Commissioning
        • 2018
          • The Justice Pub Grand Opening
          • Punk Rock Burlesque:Sunny Parker’s Birthday
          • Pizza Fest 4 at Nighthawks
          • Pizza Fest 4 at Nighthawks
          • Spicercon
          • Pizza Fest 4 Pre-Party at Shantytown Pub
          • Keg & Coin
          • Art Walk at Bay Street Bar & Grill
          • Beats, Brunch & Bubbly
        • 2017
          • Jax ZombieFest and Zombie Walk 2017
          • Poetry at Shanty
          • Rain Dogs celebrates their 4th birthday
          • Asian Food Festival at Hemming Park
          • Bloom Where You Are Planted unveiled in “Mural Hill”
          • 2nd Annual Shantytown Pub Drunken Water Balloon Fight Album #1
            • 2nd Annual Shantytown Pub Drunken Water Balloon Fight Album #2
          • Resistance Pop Up Art Show
          • Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens
        • 2016
          • Open Mic at Bay Street Bar and Grill
          • Orchids
          • Throw Back Thursdays
          • Community First Light Boat Parade 2016
          • Jacksonville Zombie Fest 2016
          • The Gliiterbomb Show July 2016
    • Neighbors to Know
      • Christina Wagner, a neighbor to know
      • Cynthia Platt, a neighbor to know
      • Shelton Hull, a neighbor to know
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      • Shawana Brooks, a neighbor to know
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      • Arlington
        • Ed Austin Regional Park
        • Leonard Abess Park
      • Downtown
        • Cancer Survivor’s Park
        • Confederate Park, Playground and Dog Park
        • Hemming Park
      • Eastside
        • A. Philip Randolph Heritage Park
      • Mandarin
        • Walter Jones Historical Park
      • Murray Hill
      • Northside
        • Barney Browning Park
        • William F. Sheffield Park
      • Ortega
        • Baker Point
      • Riverside Avondale
        • Riverside Park
        • Boone Park
        • Yacht Basin Park “Mom’s Park”
        • Willowbranch Park
        • Memorial Park
      • San Marco
        • Balis Park
        • Landon Park
      • Southside
      • Westside
        • Cecil Field
        • Cecil Recreation Complex
      • State Parks and Preserves
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