Sunday August 21, 2016 from 4 pm until 9 pm Shantytown Pub will host their 1st Annual Shantytown Pub Water Balloon Fight.
PRESS RELEASE
YOU ASKED FOR IT, NOW YOU ARE GONNA PAY….MORE INFO COMING SOON!!!!!
Here is the lowdown on 1st Annual Shantytown Pub Water Balloon Fight ! tomorrow. I fell back on promotion due to too much interest so pay close attention:
– bar opens at 4 like normal. Happy Hour $2 all drafts til 7 like normal. The fight begins around 5:30ish
-there is no rhyme or reason or goals or rules of the fight. Nobody loses and everyone wins. The goal is to simply nail the shit out of everyone and have a good time!!!
-I have about 6000 water balloons to start. You are encouraged to bring more. Bring water guns and Super Soakers. If you have kiddy pools or Slip N Slides bring those too. Water only please, no piss or bleach.
– I have 20 pounds of chicken legs and 50 sausages. You are encouraged to bring more food. Ya boy Chris Ellis is in charge of the grill.
– Erik Reeder is the referee. He is in charge of everything. If he says do or dont do something then do or dont do it. And for the love of God, tip the poor dude….
– if you have a pickup truck lemme know. There is only 1 hose at Shanty, we are going to have to fill and bring in balloons from other spots in the hood. I got your beer tab.
-BE PREPARED TO FEEL THE WRATH OF SUPER THOR THUNDER THROW 3 CLOPS I COMING STRAIT FOR YOUR DOME PIECE, YOU ARE ALL GOING DOWN, NO PRISONERS TAKEN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
C You Dorks Tomorrow, Y’all Been Warned !!!! – Ian